Night 1:
Phone Guy - "Hello, hello?
Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
Um, I actually worked in that office before you.
by Sanderlei Silveira ® - 15/06/2023 - US C
Night 1:
Phone Guy - "Hello, hello?
Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
Um, I actually worked in that office before you.
I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.
So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about.
Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read.
Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.
Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.
Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."
Night 2:
Phone Guy - "Uhh, Hello? Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this and you made it to day two, uh, congrats! I-I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uhh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place. You know...
Uh... Interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right? I-I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside of your doors. So if-if you can’t find something, or someone, on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react... Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that. Also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn't like being watched. I don't know. Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control! Uh, talk to you soon."
Night 3:
Phone Guy - "Hello, hello? Hey you're doing great! Most people don’t last this long. I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I'm not implying that they died. Th-th-that’s not what I meant. Uh, anyway I better not take up too much of your time. Things start getting real tonight.
Uh... Hey, listen, I had an idea: if you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uhh, try playing dead! You know, go limp. Then there's a chance that, uh, maybe they’ll think that you're an empty costume instead. Then again if they think you're an empty costume, they might try to... stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work. Yeah, never mind, scratch that. It's best just not to get caught.
Um... Ok, I'll leave you to it. See you on the flip side!"
Night 4:
Phone Guy - Hello, hello? Hey! Hey, wow, day 4. I knew you could do it.
Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. *banging* It's-It's been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I'm kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you *clears throat* uh, when I did.
Uh, hey, do me a favor. *banging* Maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those suits in the back room? *banging* I'm gonna to try to hold out until someone checks. Maybe it won’t be so bad. *bang bang* Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those empty heads back there. *chime plays*.
You know...*deep moan* oh, no - *noises followed by a loud screech and static*
Night 5:
Note: The phone call from Night Five is not actually spoken by Phone Guy. It's more likely one of the animatronics in a deep, garbled, demonic-sounding voice. When the audio clip is played backwards and some post-processing applied, it is rendered into a difficult to understand, and hard to translate, garble.
While numerous possible fan translations exist, a more recent speculation is that the call is in fact an excerpt from the book Autobiography of a Yogi by Paramhansa Yogananda. It has not been confirmed, however, and is simply speculated because of the frequent matches in hand-translated phrases that most translators of the call have found. The complete passage speculated to be in the call is as follows:
(Omitted: Sir,) it is lamentable that mass agricultural development is (omitted: not) speeded by fuller use of your marvelous mechanisms. Would it not be easily possible to employ some of them in quick laboratory experiments to indicate the influence of various types of fertilizers on plant growth?
You are right. Countless uses (omitted: of Bose instruments) will be made by future gener- (omitted: ations. The scientist) seldom knows contemporaneous (omitted: reward; it is enough to possess) the joy of creative (omitted: service.)
晚上1：
电话家伙 - “你好，你好？
呃，我想为您录制一条消息，以帮助您在第一个晚上解决。
嗯，我实际上在你之前在那个办公室工作。
事实上，我现在已经完成了我的上周。
因此，我知道这可能有点不知所措，但是我在这里告诉您，没有什么可担心的。
呃，你会做的。因此，让我们专注于让您度过第一周。好的？
嗯，让我们看看，首先，我应该阅读的公司的介绍性问候。
嗯，这是一件合法的事情。嗯，“欢迎来到弗雷迪·法兹比尔的披萨。
对于孩子们和大人来说，都是一个神奇的地方，幻想和乐趣栩栩如生。
Fazbear Entertainment对财产或人的损害概不负责。
发现发生了损害或死亡后，将在90天内提交失踪人员报告，或者在财产和房屋很快被彻底清洁和漂白的地方，并已更换地毯。”
等等，等等，现在听起来很糟糕，我知道，但是真的没有什么可担心的。嗯，这里的动画角色确实在晚上变得有些古怪，但是我责怪他们吗？不。如果我被迫唱着二十年来那些愚蠢的歌曲，而我从来没有洗澡？晚上我也可能有点烦躁。因此，请记住，这些角色在孩子的心中占有特殊的位置，我们需要向他们表达一点尊重，对吗？好的。
因此，请注意，角色确实会徘徊一些。呃，他们在晚上处于某种免费的漫游模式。呃...如果他们被关闭太久，他们的伺服器锁定了一些。呃，过去也允许他们在白天走来走去。但是后来有87年的叮咬。是的。我 - 令人惊讶的是，人体可以在没有额叶的情况下生活，你知道吗？
呃，现在就您的安全性，在这里，您作为夜间观察者的唯一真正风险（如果有的话）是，这些角色，如果他们碰巧在下班后见到您，那么可能不会承认您是一个人。他们会说 - 他们很可能将您视为金属内骨骼而没有服装。现在，由于弗雷迪·法兹比尔（Freddy Fazbear）的比萨饼在这里违反了规则，因此他们可能会尝试……将您塞进弗雷迪·福兹比尔（Freddy Fazbear）的西装。嗯，现在，如果西装本身没有装满横梁，电线和动画设备，尤其是在面部区域周围，那还不错。因此，您可以想象如何将头部强力按在其中一个可能会引起一些不适……死亡。嗯，当他们弹出面具前面时，您唯一可能再次看到一天的光线是您的眼球和牙齿。
是的，当您注册时，他们不会告诉您这些事情。但是，嘿，第一天应该轻而易举。明天我会和你聊天。呃，检查那些相机，并记住只有在绝对必要的情况下关闭门。要保存力量。好吧，晚安。”
晚上2：
电话伙计 - “嗯，你好？你好？嗯，好吧，如果您听到了，并且在第二天就做到了，嗯，恭喜！我 - 我这次不会说话太久了，因为弗雷迪和他的朋友们倾向于成为随着一周的进展，更加活跃。嗯，在我说话时，最好窥视那些相机，只是为了确保每个人都处于适当的位置。你知道...
嗯...有趣的是，弗雷迪本人并不经常脱离舞台。我听说他在黑暗中变得更加活跃，所以，嘿，我想这是不耗尽力量的另一个原因，对吗？我 - 我还想强调使用门灯的重要性。您的相机景色中有盲点，这些盲点恰好在您的门外。因此，如果 - 如果您找不到摄像机上的东西或某人，请务必检查门灯。呃，您可能只有几秒钟的反应...呃，当然，您当然会处于危险之中。我并不是在暗示。另外，不时检查海盗湾的窗帘。那里的角色似乎是独一无二的，如果相机长时间停留，他会变得更加活跃。我想他不喜欢被观看。我不知道。无论如何，我确定您可以控制一切！嗯，尽快与您交谈。”
晚上3：
电话家伙 - “你好，你好？嘿，你做得很好！大多数人都不会持续这么长时间。我的意思是，你知道，他们通常现在继续前进。我并不是暗示他们死了。 - 这不是我的意思。嗯，无论如何，我最好不要花太多时间。今晚事情开始变得真实。
嗯...嘿，听着，我有一个主意：如果您碰巧被抓住并想避免被塞进弗雷迪西装，呃，尝试玩死！你知道，li行。然后，有可能，也许他们会认为您是一个空的服装。然后，如果他们认为您是一个空的服装，他们可能会尝试……将金属骨架塞进您。我想知道这将如何工作。是的，没关系，从头开始。最好不要被抓住。
嗯...好吧，我会让你去。在另一侧见！”
晚上4：
电话家伙 - 你好，你好？嘿！嘿，哇，第4天。我知道你可以做到。
嗯，嘿，听着，明天我可能不会在您身边给您发送消息。 *爆炸*这对我来说是一个糟糕的夜晚。嗯，我很高兴我为您录制了我的消息 *，当我这样做时，我都会清除喉咙 *呃。
嗯，嘿，帮我一个忙。 *爆炸*也许有时，嗯，您可以在后室里的那些西服检查吗？ *爆炸*我要坚持下去，直到有人检查为止。也许不会那么糟糕。 * Bang Bang*嗯，我总是想知道所有那些空的头回到那里。 *钟声播放*。
你知道...
晚上5：
注意：五个晚上的电话实际上并不是电话家伙说的。更有可能以深深的，乱七八糟的声音中的动画中的一种。当音频剪辑向后播放并应用了一些后处理时，它将被呈现为难以理解的，很难翻译，垃圾。
尽管存在许多可能的粉丝翻译，但最新的猜测是，该呼叫实际上是帕拉姆汉萨瑜伽纳达（Paramhansa Yogananda）的《瑜伽士自传》的摘录。但是，尚未证实它，并且仅仅是因为在呼叫的大多数翻译器中都发现了手工翻译的短语中频繁的匹配。据推测在通话中的完整段落如下：
（省略：先生），大规模农业发展是通过更全面地使用您的奇妙机制加快的。在快速实验室实验中，是否可以很容易地将其中一些用来表明各种类型的肥料对植物生长的影响？
你是对的。无数用途（省略：Bose仪器）将由未来的一代（省略：科学家）很少知道同期（省略：奖励；足以拥有）创意的乐趣（省略：服务：服务）。